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BEST NEW ARTIST Video or Photobomber Category
Jungle Bird (For his videobomb of Webb Simpson at the US Open)
That Stingray from the picture with those two girls on vacation
Chris Bosh (The Lebron James interview)
The cow in that picture of a horse stuck in a fence

BEST ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING Southern Culture Exploitation Category
Buckwild
Duck Dynasty
CMT’s Redneck Island
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

BEST IN SHOW 2012 The “I Think Just Watching This May be Illegal in Some States” Award
Moonshiners
Sister Wives
Amish Mafia
Mob Wives

MOST IMPROVED SOUND DESIGN IN A SHOW THAT'S BASICALLY JUST ABOUT PEOPLE DRIVING STUFF AROUND IN TRUCKS
Shipping Wars
Ice Road Truckers
Big Rig Bounty Hunters
IRT: Deadliest Roads

BEST USE OF UNNECESSARY FORCE IN THE REMOVAL OF A VEHICLE Car Repossession and Parking Enforcement Category
Lizard Lick Towing
Operation Repo
Parking Wars
South Beach Tow

BEST CLIP SHOW HOST The "He’s Only Slightly Better Than Bob Saget" Award
Shaq: Upload: With Shaquille O’Neal
Rob Dyrdek: Ridiculousness
Daniel Tosh: Tosh.0
Dave Coulier: America’s Funniest People and whatever he's doing now

BEST TUMBLR The Cats Who Look Like People/Unimpressed Olympians Division
thekittencovers.tumblr.com
cattire.tumblr.com
catsthatlooklikeronswanson.tumblr.com
mckaylaisnotimpressed.tumblr.com
catscientists.tumblr.com

BEST CONSISTENT USE OF CROSSBOWS AND HOMEMADE WEAPONRY
Doomsday Preppers (For giving us the crovel—a shovel, with a hatchet, saw, and zombie killing spike affixed to it.)
Whale Wars (For their consistent creative use of stink bombs.)
Doomsday Bunkers (For the spike doors on the inside of their fortresses.)
Sons of Guns (For that crazy powder cannon thing you restored for Joe Perry, making the world, much, much more unsafe.)

OSKARZ.BIZ MOMENT OF THE YEAR
That one episode of Pawn Stars where Chumlee stayed home sick and then got busted because he wasn’t really sick after all
The unveiling of that sweet bug-out RV equipped with night-vision cameras and camo on Doomsday Preppers
When the American Pickers guys found an old Coke machine buried in a bunch of weird garbage in the back of barn on the side of the road (pretty much every episode)
The Jungle-Bird Webb Simpson videobomb

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
Honey Boo Boo
Real-life superhero Phoenix Jones
That cool circular saw thing they use to open locked storage units on Storage Wars
Steven Seagal
The person behind One Tiny Hand

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